Defense Contractor Cotton T-Shirt

$35.99 AUD

A shirt like is liable to raise many questions about one's employment status that are already answered by the shirt.

If you work at Lockheed or any other defense company and are buying this because you think it's funny, you owe me at LEAST an additional $100 donation in the checkout. This description is legally binding.

NOTE: With DTG printing, brighter colors on dark fabrics can be muted. I've given you options, but I recommend lighter colors! 

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.